Well, Abby and Jack did try to warn me, but I didn't think this thing called a Bath would be as bad as they said.
I let Daddy plop me in the tub thinking it was some kind of cool new game. And really, what could possibly be so scary when both Mommy and Daddy were acting so friendly and happy. They really made me think it would be great. But, the next thing I knew, I was being hit with a stream of water and this goopy stuff was spread all over my body!
Ack! Not in the eyes! Have a care Daddy!
Plus, Daddy wouldn't let me get away and Momma kept taking photos! How dare they! This whole bath thing is humiliating! I won't even talk about all the different places they scrubbed!
But eventually, they let me go and Momma scrubbed me from head to toe with a super nice feeling thing called a towel. That part was kinda fun, but don't tell my parents I said so. Plus, don't I look cute in my Towel Robe?