Abby - Yesterday, my Mommy took me to the vet's office. I guess I was due for my annual shots and Mommy wanted the vet to look at my ear. It's been red and sore for the past few weeks and Mommy thought maybe I had an infection. Sure enough, the vet said that both of my ears were infected and that I need antibiotics! By the time I left the office, I had received four shots, and had tubes stuck in my ears and stuff squirted in them! I was not happy. I can't believe my Mommy let them do such horrible things to me! Then, before we went to bed, Mommy shoved this big green thing down my throat and squirted more stuff into my ears! Mommy says it will all make me feel better, but I don't believe her.
This morning, I couldn't believe how dumb Mommy was being. There I was with a horrid stomache ache and I needed to go potty so badly and Mommy just kept shoving me away and telling me to go lay down! Mom! I don't feel good! She thought that I was just too warm since we were watching our cousin Heidi and so the bedroom was a little warmer then usual. Mommy got up and opened the window and turned down the heat. She just wasn't getting it! I kept trying to tell her that I was sick and finally I thought I'd gotten through to her. She had let me out of the bedroom and I immediately ran to the door to go outside but when I turned around, Mommy wasn't there! EERRGGGG!!! How stupid are these humans! I ran back to the bedroom, banged on the door with my nose and then ran back. She STILL didn't get it! I gave her my most desperate bark and finally, she started to understand. She immediately came and let me outside and after a long while, I was finally feeling better.
Mommy apologized several times and gave me lots of extra loves, but I noticed it didn't stop her from shoving more green things down my throat and squirting the stuff in my ears. Stupid Mommy, I think I should get to shove green things down YOUR throat.